Random

Today while I was walking down the street I was talking to a guy who said he was from Virginia.  The next second there was a bunch of FBI guys pointing their guns at me telling me to get on the ground.  After some further explanation they vindicated me and let me continue on with my day.  As for the guy I was walking with he was indicted  and taken to the FBI headquarters.  The next morning in the paper there was a picture of the guy I was walking with.  The article said that he was a wanted criminal in 49 states and was charged with 4,323 capitol offences. 


At his court hearing a few days later I was asked to testify about what I knew about this guy.  I asked him if I could go up the podium and show him something.  I took a wet towel they had laying up on the judges desk and proceeded to wipe the paint off this mans face.  After all of the paint was gone it revealed Justin Muncy.  Apparently the had made a mistake because the man who they were looking for was the lead guitarist for the band KISS, Kulick.  When the accusing attorney was asked to present the evidence when the substantiated evidence was presented all of it was proved false.  To this day they are still looking for the chicanery Kulick and the rest of the band.